Thursday, December 02, 2004

Beer for my horses?

Country music superstar, Toby Keith, has recently decided to lend his name to a new chain of restaurants. The restaurants will be named Toby Keith's I Love this Bar and Grill. Although the chain is actually owned by a group of investors and not by Toby himself, Toby approves of the atmosphere for the restaurants. Toby said, "It's going to be John Wayne meets Captain America." Apparently Keith will also be involved in approving the food for the restaurants. At a recent press conference, Keith said, "We've got to have great food, and I'm going to have the last say-so on that." At a previous press conference, Toby told reporters, "I don't want anyone walking up to me at an OU game and saying, 'Hey, your steak sucked!'" Construction has already begun on the Oklahoma City and Las Vegas locations. Other planned locations include Kansas City, Missouri; Shreveport, Louisiana and Council Bluffs, Iowa. The only question remaining is whether patrons will indeed be able to order beer for their horses.