Just how deep does the support for President Bush go? Apparently very deep. Punxsutawney Phil, the famous Pennsylvania weather predicting groundhog was awakened early this morning. When his handler said, "I bring greetings from President Bush" Phil replied . . .
"I'm glad I live in this luxurious burrow on the Knob
and not in a dirty, smelly spider hole like a slob.
When I come out I don't want to negotiate;
But to just do my job and prognosticate.
Unfortunately, Phil predicted we will be slogging through six more weeks of winter.
